You might be on a diet and have sworn off the sausages. At least until you lose a few of those pounds that you’ve gained from all the holiday parties and get-togethers. So satisfy your craving for those sausages by chewing on a few pieces of the Cocktail Weenies Bubble Gum instead.
And not because the Cocktail Weenies Bubble Gum look like actual sausages, but because chewing on gum can actually make you feel less hungry. It’s not the healthiest way to go about a diet, but at least it might work if you’re just trying to fit into that dress in time for Friday’s party, right?
Cocktail Weenies Bubble Gum
What is the city of Vienna most famous for? Being the home of Mozart and Beethoven? The beautiful Danube River? Nope! The answer is SAUSAGES! Yes, those tiny little Vienna sausages are adored the world over, especially in Cincinnati. Vienna Sausages go by many names — In Norway they are known as Liten Butikktyv which, though unpronouncable, means “little shoplifter.” In Argentina, the people call them Abuelo Encogido — shrunken grandfathers. And across America, they’re known as Cocktail Weenies. This remarkably stupid bubble gum celebrates Cocktail Weenies and everything they stand for. They come in an actual metal tin, just like the real thing.
The Cocktail Weenies Bubble Gum is available from Stupid.com for $4.95.